Posted on 08/07/2014 5:37:58 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
That's the approach the player formerly known as Ron Artest is taking as he prepares to play his first season in China.
China Daily reported that Artest, known most recently as Metta World Peace, has decided to change his name to "Panda Friend."
(Excerpt) Read more at espn.go.com ...
I can’t take this anymore. I’m changing my name to Ron Artest to stop the madness.
When he tries to enter the game, the PA announcer should say “No substitutions please.”
I’m changing mine to Savage Redskin.
He could be in one of those commercials that start out, “This is your brain...”
Why not Whirrled Peas?
Hey you can’t change your name to Redskin, remember, according to the left that’s racist
I’d like to cut down on traffic tickets so, I’ll change my name to:
The Honorable John Smith
Well I’m not changing my name to Turdburglar.
You could change it to Mr. Fancy Pants
JK
Whiteass Cracker might be acceptable.
My wife has a large list of names for me depending on her mood...
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I know hardly anything about him. I happened to hear an interview with him a while back. I have forgotten what the topics were. But, at least that time,he made interesting comments.
Can’t he just change his name to DumbAss?
How do you say “Washed-Up Thug” in Chinese?
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