[discostu]

Does Starbucks have a funny word for burgers? Do they even serve burgers? Have you ever heard Dennis Leary’s coffee flavored coffee routine?

[Kenny Bunk]

$100 to the first Canadian who can sign
"Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?"
$50 to the first waiter who signs,
"I believe it's the backstroke, sir."

Of course, this being Canada, both parties must also sign in French, ne ç'est pas? Of course, this will present difficulties in Quebec, where the local bons vivants imperiously snap their fingers and call out "Garçon! bring Fifi a bowl of Poutine!"