Yankee Doodle went to town a-ridin’ on a gopher
Bumped into a garbage can and this is what fell over:
Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat, chopped up parakeet.
French-fried eyeballs rolling down the street.
Oops, I forgot my spoon!
So they gave me a split-splat, pus-on-top,
Monkey vomit and camel snot,
All wrapped up in birdie poo,
So eat it, (name), it’s good for you!
With vitamin C, and protein too
And don’t forget the doggie doo![6]
great. I never heard all that.
Here I how I know it:
Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat, chopped up piggies feet
French-fried eyeballs swimming in a bowl of grease
To eat without a spoon!