Oh, no! The tiny Barton Creek salamander's aquifer might dry up so everyone must have a drought fee attached to their water bill. You can't get a pool permit for your backyard because of the drought, either. Not that I care about their McMansions lacking a pool but do agree with water restrictions because the lake is down by 50-60 feet but most of the problem has to do with so many illegals residing there. Deport the illegals and there’d be plenty of water for everyone!
Nowhere else can you find hippies time-warped out of the 60s. We've also had a large influx of Californians who are trying to change TX into CA and they're succeeding what with red/blue political maps showing a big blue blight in the middle of the Lone Star State. If only Texas could secede and move Austin to D.C.
Ok, stepping off my soapbox.
If they do it here, we might have to plunk down the $14 a month for another trash bin
Thanks for the sitrep, you have my condolences, being under invasion from the west and south. You can maybe deport the latters, but it’s gonna take a whole new level of weirdness to scare off those pesky hippieFornians...maybe outlaw tofu? ;)