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To: Slings and Arrows

You know the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

Nobody cares if you spill beer on a fiddle.

72 posted on 07/31/2014 2:13:55 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)

To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

Know the definition of a minor second?

Two violists playing in unison.

76 posted on 07/31/2014 2:18:08 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)

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