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"Your Daddy Was Drunk and Your Mama Was Lonely" - my first country song [mega-vanity]
Me, via YouTube ^
| 7/31/14
| Me, as "Hopalong Ginsberg"
Posted on 07/31/2014 1:05:12 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows
That has an honest authenticity , i LIKE it! :)
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posted on
07/31/2014 1:18:22 PM PDT
by
moose07
(the truth will out ,one day. Doggies Rock.)
To: caver
Nice! How did you get the Philharmonic Orchestra to back you up?
That's just my native skill at composition and arrangement...
...that's because GarageBand doesn't have a country fiddle patch, and the closest I could come was synth strings.
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posted on
07/31/2014 1:18:34 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
LOL
Actually funny and good timing on the words.
If you have the tracks I can sing a couple versions and send em back, free.
But, it’s kinda raunchy fun. Trying to think of a band that this would be perfect for. Name escapes me.
I’d ad lib a part “yeah but, yer Mom was loaded” or something.,
Fun song.
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posted on
07/31/2014 1:18:52 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: Slings and Arrows
To: sopwith; GeronL
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posted on
07/31/2014 1:19:31 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Hopalong Ginsberg?
There’s a Steven Wright joke there, son, and here it comes...
One day I got on the bus, and when I stepped in, I saw the most gorgeous blond Chinese girl. I sat beside her.
I said, ‘Hi’, And she said, ‘Hi’, and then I said, ‘Nice day, isn’t it?’.
And she said, ‘I saw my analyst today and he says I have a problem.’
So I asked, ‘What’s the problem?’ She replied, ‘I can’t tell you. I don’t even know you.’
I said, ‘Well, sometimes it’s good to tell your problems to a perfect stranger on a bus.’
So she said, ‘Well, my analyst said I’m a nymphomaniac and I only like Jewish cowboys... By the way, my name is Denise.’
I said, ‘Hello, Denise. My name is Bucky Goldstein.’.
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posted on
07/31/2014 1:20:08 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: Shimmer1
Its recorded low.
You’ll need a player, not me, that can enhance.
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posted on
07/31/2014 1:20:31 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: humblegunner
Wow! That’s like Mikey liking my cereal!
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posted on
07/31/2014 1:20:42 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Responsibility2nd
Enjoy your virtual lollipop.
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posted on
07/31/2014 1:21:36 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Responsibility2nd
If you're going to dedicate it to Chelsea, the title should read.... "Your Daddy Was Drunk and Your Mama Was Homely,"
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posted on
07/31/2014 1:22:58 PM PDT
by
DannyTN
(I)
To: Slings and Arrows
I know what my voice sounds like. That's why I'm an aspiring songwriter instead of singer. One word... Autotune.
Check out apps like Tune Me on Google Play.
-PJ
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posted on
07/31/2014 1:24:29 PM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
(If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
To: Slings and Arrows
It was still good! The only thing I can play is the radio!
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posted on
07/31/2014 1:24:29 PM PDT
by
caver
(Obama: Home of the Whopper)
To: Responsibility2nd
ROTFLMAO!!!
Heard that in the 80’s at a comedy club in Dallas.
I actually spit my drink out twice. Cuz how often do you see a beautiful blonde Chinese woman and the punch line was too much.
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posted on
07/31/2014 1:24:35 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: Vendome
Glad you liked the song, not sure what to do about the volume; it sounded fine to me. (Famous last words, I know.) You have GarageBand?
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posted on
07/31/2014 1:24:46 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Political Junkie Too
Thanks, I’ll take a look. Seriously, though, I genuinely prefer songwriting to performing.
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posted on
07/31/2014 1:26:47 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Responsibility2nd
“Have you dedicated this song to Chelsea?”
Well, who would the daddy be anyway in this case? Clearly, Bill ain’t the daddy. Chelsea looks NOTHING like him at all.
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posted on
07/31/2014 1:26:50 PM PDT
by
catnipman
(Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
To: moose07
Thank you very much. It is NOT autobiographical. No sir. Uh uh.
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posted on
07/31/2014 1:28:03 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
And we had a good time. I just now "got" the (lack of) rhyme with the previous line. :-)
Bravo on your Grammy-bait there, S & A!
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posted on
07/31/2014 1:29:23 PM PDT
by
WXRGina
(The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
To: catnipman; Responsibility2nd
Y’know, “If You Daddy Is Webb Hubbell and Your Mama Is Lonely” actually scans pretty well.
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posted on
07/31/2014 1:30:26 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: WXRGina
I am Mr Freakin’ Subtlety, I am. ;^) Thank you!
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posted on
07/31/2014 1:31:43 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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