What language is that? It reads like Jar Jar Binks.
If that happened in the US, the dog would be dead by now. Won’t speculate about the chicken.....
“cockerel”
You know they’re using that word so Americans won’t go all Beavis & Butthead. The rest of the world calls it a, well, you know what they call it.
A cock. (Even auto correct tried to change it to clock.) We call it a rooster while the rest of the world says, ‘But it doesn’t roost while it crows. Let’s face it. It’s even in the Bible: “cock.” You guys don’t raise chickens anymore, do you?’
I kinda lost my train of thought here, Nick.