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British Man Builds Giant Fart Machine, Aims It At France
Breitbart ^ | 7-24-14 | Andre Walker

Posted on 07/24/2014 12:55:15 PM PDT by TurboZamboni

An inventor from Stamford in Lincolnshire has embarked on a project to build the world's biggest fart machine - and then aim it straight at France. Colin Furze plans to place the machine on top of the white cliffs of Dover so that the French can hear it 21 miles away.

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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: fart; france
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To: lee martell
With those characteristics,he should name it The Volt.
41 posted on 07/24/2014 3:09:25 PM PDT by TurboZamboni (Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.-JFK)
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To: TurboZamboni

Damn. The thing looks scary. I expect to read about the guy dying in a fiery explosion.

http://theweek.com/speedreads/index/265158/speedreads-man-builds-biggest-fart-machine-ever-plans-to-aim-it-at-france


42 posted on 07/24/2014 3:34:58 PM PDT by dhs12345
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To: Sacajaweau

I’d like to buy a vowel. An “A”.


43 posted on 07/24/2014 8:42:35 PM PDT by Redcitizen (Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things.)
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To: TurboZamboni; RanchoStash

44 posted on 07/26/2014 3:47:06 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign, number sign, or octothorpe. ###)
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