Only safe response for a male in today's workforce.
Last week, I had a vendor visit, young attractive female with major cleavage issues and I couldn't look her in the eye for obvious reasons. She asked me if something was wrong and I told her that I'd worked in Japan for 14 years (which is true) where eye contact was considered impolite.
It was the best I could come up with. How was I supposed to tell her the truth?
I couldn't be like the little boy who told the woman at the beach "Lady, if you're just going to drown those pups, I wouldn't mind having the one with the brown nose."
Eye contact? HA HA!!
WOMAN: Sir! My eyes are up here.
HOMER SIMPSON: I’ve made my choice.
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