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Newington Teen Asks Joe Biden To The Prom; VP Sends Her A Corsage
The Courant ^ | July 22, 2014 15:01 GMT | Christopher Hoffman

Posted on 07/22/2014 9:09:37 PM PDT by Up Yours Marxists

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1 posted on 07/22/2014 9:09:38 PM PDT by Up Yours Marxists
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Talia...get professional help.


2 posted on 07/22/2014 9:12:43 PM PDT by MichaelCorleone (Jesus Christ is not a religion. He's the Truth.)
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To: Up Yours Marxists

BARF alert.


3 posted on 07/22/2014 9:13:14 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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Geez. Moron.


4 posted on 07/22/2014 9:13:36 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (America is not a refugee camp! It is my home!!!)
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To: MichaelCorleone

Well,,,, She did say;

“Joe Biden makes me laugh,” the Maselli said. “He just cracks me up.”


5 posted on 07/22/2014 9:14:10 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: Up Yours Marxists

Bart SImpson cracks me up.....but Im not askin em for a date...


6 posted on 07/22/2014 9:16:38 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill ...)
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To: Up Yours Marxists

She’ll wear a sweater that says, “I’m with Doofus”.


7 posted on 07/22/2014 9:18:05 PM PDT by windsorknot
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Like, wow! Like, he responded. Like wow! Now I’m like at the top of my, like, facebook page. Like wow! Like.

Like ... twit.


8 posted on 07/22/2014 9:18:26 PM PDT by doc1019
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To: Up Yours Marxists

Maybe she figures she should get the worst night in her life over-with. After this she can only do better.


9 posted on 07/22/2014 9:19:18 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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“Like ... twit.”

They don’t call it “Twit-ter” for nothing.


10 posted on 07/22/2014 9:21:58 PM PDT by Up Yours Marxists
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To: MichaelCorleone

“Talia...get professional help.”

That goes for her parents also.


11 posted on 07/22/2014 9:25:45 PM PDT by headstamp 2
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I can just imagine Joe trying to pin a corsage on the front of her prom dress. Someone is going to end up in the hospital with a pin shoved right through his or her forehead.
12 posted on 07/22/2014 9:25:54 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (The IRS: either criminally irresponsible in backup procedures or criminally responsible of coverup.)
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LOL! Good point.


13 posted on 07/22/2014 9:26:00 PM PDT by doc1019
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Cripes!

How did "a prom date with Joe Biden" get onto the Bucket List of America's teenage girls?

14 posted on 07/22/2014 9:29:31 PM PDT by kiryandil (making the jests that some FReepers aren't allowed to...)
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Homosexuals have a right to ask Biden to the prom. Biden is discriminating and Oba needs to
sign an executive order that says Biden cannot refuse to take a Homo to a prom when asked.
15 posted on 07/22/2014 9:29:37 PM PDT by MaxMax (Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
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An attention whore DemoRat politician in the making...


16 posted on 07/22/2014 9:33:15 PM PDT by jsanders2001
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To: KarlInOhio

If someone’s good a YouTube vids, this is a perfect opportunity to put these two love birds together. Play the tune “Endless Love” in the background, or something.


17 posted on 07/22/2014 9:35:13 PM PDT by Up Yours Marxists
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By CHRISTOPHER HOFFMAN, Special to The CourantThe Hartford Courant
9:45 p.m. EDT, June 20, 2015

NEWINGTON — Vice President Joe Biden was tragically killed today in a freak misunderstanding that occurred when he unexpectedly showed up at the front door of the home belonging to 18-year-old Talia Maselli, who about a year ago had invited Mr. Biden to her high school prom.

Talia’s mother, also a fan of Mr. Biden, answered the door when he arrived, but did not recognize him while speaking to him through her screen door. She was therefore startled by what appeared to simply be just a very old man who was insisting that he had been invited there and was looking forward to an enjoyable evening with Talia.

Ironically, Mrs. Maselli had a shotgun nearby which she had purchased about two years ago when Mr. Biden suggested that shotguns were a much better alternative to assault rifles, and that homeowners who needed protection from intruders could “just fire the shotgun through the door.”

So sadly, that is what she did. Shortly after the shooting it became apparent to Mrs. Maselli exactly what she had done. Her daughter, Talia, who had known Mr. Biden was coming, had posted the news all over Facebook and other social media, but had forgotten to tell her parents. Talia came running downstairs after hearing the shot, and was devastated to find that her prom date had been shot. “Mom, how could you do this - you absolutely ruined my prom”, she cried.

Realizing her mistake, Talia’s mother expressed remorse over Mr. Biden’s death, and also that her daughter would also now have to go to the prom without an escort. As Talia left to go to the prom, she wondered aloud about whether the shotgun advice that Mr. Biden had given was actually good advice for homeowners.

But her father, who was also watching his daughter leave for the prom alone, replied “No, I think Mr. Biden was right about that”.


18 posted on 07/22/2014 9:37:28 PM PDT by zencycler
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She looks like she could take a housefly at six feet...reedeep...maybe Kermit would be more interested.


19 posted on 07/22/2014 9:38:10 PM PDT by eldoradude (How many republicrats/demoblicans does it take to change a light bulb?)
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I’m surprised he didn’t go. And then try to make a move on her on the dance floor.

He’s a piece of sh!t.


20 posted on 07/22/2014 10:03:18 PM PDT by Celerity
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