A funeral procession is going up a steep hill on main street when the door of the hearst flies open and the coffin falls out then speeds down main street into a pharmacy and crashes into the counter. The lids pops open and the deceased says to the astonished pharmacist, “You got anything to stop this coffin ?”
Ba-Dump-Dump! Thanks! I’ll be here all week! Try the veal and don’t forget to tip your Waitress. :)
LOL