Posted on 07/13/2014 1:17:33 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
UXBRIDGE, Mass. —Uxbridge police say vandals have gone beyond graffiti along railroad tracks to a more disgusting crime.
People are pooping on trains (seriously) as the trains pass under overpasses in town, the Uxbridge police write in a post on their Facebook page.
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The police have issued a stern warning, "If we catch you with your pants down defecating on the train you will be charged with everything we can find that fits the elements to the crime."
(Excerpt) Read more at wcvb.com ...
Looks like a nice enough location (pre-pooper, at least).
I wonder if this has anything to do with the illegal invaders that have been snuck into MA?!
Pardon me, boy
Is that the Uxbridge choo choo?
Track twenty-nine
Boy, you smell like swine
I can afford
To board the Uxbridge choo choo
I’ve got no fare
But some doody to spare
Hahahaha...good job!
Thanks for the link... been down that road many times. Now there will be a “local attraction” to check out in a few weeks during my visit. /s
Wow. What a gorgeous place to take a dump!
Wicked s***tah.
Old joke about two passengers on a train. One asks if he can have the aisle seat, as he has diarrhea. The other says no problem, as he is constipated.
After a while, the constipated man says he thinks his problem is working itself out, so he needs to go to the toilet, and excuses himself. But just before he gets there, the man with diarrhea darts past him and grabs the handle, but to no avail, as the door is locked.
“What do we do? What do we do?”, he says, frantically. The constipated man points at a couple of windows in the back. So the two drop their pants and stick their rear ends out the windows.
Right then, the train was passing through a small town, past a couple of hobos resting near the tracks. “Say,” says one hobo to the other, “I think I recognize one of them fellers on that train.”
“Which one,” said the other, “the one smokin’ a ceegar, or the one chewin’ tabaccy?”
If the trains wasn't carrying hazard material, it would be ...
> You have to be the lowest of low lifes for this to be your crowning glory.
Makes the “Hold Muh Beer” crowd look urbane, at that.
Crapping on trains. A slow day in a poor white town.
This seems to be a problem there and in the EPA building
Apparently liberalism causes loss of bowel control.
*rimshot*
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