You may be talking about Patrick Knowlton. I actually met Patrick at an even where he spoke in S. California. On my trip to Ft. Marcy Park, I have some photos (now where are they?) One is me appearing to be dead near the cannon; the other is from the back of me peeing on a tree. That is why Knowlton was there in the park. He got off the road and had to take a pee. It has been memorialized in song.
(reprise) DFU SONG: Battle of New Orleans (the Vince Foster body moving anniversary song)
DFU SONGS | 7-2006 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 7/20/2006 4:07:29 PM by doug from upland
I met Patrick Knowlton. He was one of the keys to the case. How Vince got to the park has still never been solved. Trooper Roger Perry was on duty at the Governor’s Mansion in Arkansas when he received the phone call from Helen Dickey (Chelsea’s nanny). That call was at about the time the body was found. Clinton claims he found out a couple hours later when he was on Larry King. Dickey lied in her testimony to D’Amato’s committee and claimed she learned about the death hours later. Perry and Larry Patterson wanted to testify but D’Amato refused to call them. Had they testified, that would have ended the Clinton presidency.
MIDI - BATTLE OF NEW ORLEANS
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I’m stuck in traffic and really had to pee
And can’t believe this kind of thing is happenin’ to me
I’m lookin’ for a restroom but there isn’t one to find
So I know that trouble’s brewin’ and I’m really in a bind
I tensed all up but I knew I wouldn’t make it
That mean old Mother Nature is the one I’ve often cursed
I’d hold my breath but knew I couldn’t fake it
If I’m not pullin’ over soon my bladder’s gonna burst
A mile down the road I think I might a seen a sign
And I think it said McDonalds and to me that’s mighty fine
I’m shakin’ all over, people thought it was a dance
But there’s no way in Hades that I wanna mess my pants
I tensed all up but I knew I wouldn’t make it
That mean old Mother Nature is the one I’ve often cursed
I’d hold my breath but knew I couldn’t fake it
If I’m not pullin’ over soon my bladder’s gonna burst
The pain was growin’ so I’m pullin’ over quick
I just gotta find a place because I think I’m gettin’ sick
I saw “Ft. Marcy” and I started yelling “hark!”
There will be a tree and I will just go tinkle in the park
I tensed all up but I knew I wouldn’t make it
That mean old Mother Nature is the one I’ve often cursed
I’d hold my breath but knew I couldn’t fake it
If I’m not pullin’ over soon my bladder’s gonna burst
Well, I jump from my car but there’s some fella watchin’
He’s glarin’, I know that he’s as mean as he could be
I quickly walk to a tree by a cannon
I didn’t want no trouble I just had to take a pee
I’m zippin’ my zipper and I’m getting’ in my car
But the thug is there, I’m wonderin’ if I’ll be gettin’ far
I saw two cars that later I was able to describe
I’d tell the truth, I’d tell it straight and never take a bribe
I tensed all up but I knew I wouldn’t make it
And mean old Mother Nature is the one I’ve often cursed
I’d hold my breath but knew I couldn’t fake it
If I’m not pullin’ over soon my bladder’s gonna burst
Then harassment was startin’ by some guys a packin’
They were watchin’, they’re bumpin’ me wherever I would go
‘Cause that’s the time that they dumped poor ol’ Foster
Those guys had done him in that day, I didn’t even know
Yes that’s him, Patrick Knowelton. He came and spoke to the freepers in DC the at the March For Justice and offered to show us the crime scene at Ft Marcy Park if we would meet him there. A bunch of us met him on Sunday and he told us his story. It was a fascinating finish to a fabulous weekend.
I had not heard the song, it is great and that is what he told us, he had to pee real bad. :D