Tree’s are at war..constantly.
“Trees are at war..constantly.”
Thats what happened in the Last Lord of the Rings movie.
So the maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights
'The oaks are just too greedy
We will make them give us light'
Now there's no more oak oppression
For they passed a noble law
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet,
Axe,
And saw