Candidate for honorable mention for weekly Darwin award.
1 posted on
07/11/2014 8:41:11 AM PDT by
C19fan
To: C19fan
Does this mean that he will Never Play The Violin Again?
To: C19fan
Now his hand looks like Walt's hand on the statue.
To: C19fan
dangling them outside the log fume ride Keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times.
"Dangling", my fanny. This guy was either reaching deep down into the water or trying to reach out of the boat and touch the scenery.
5 posted on
07/11/2014 8:47:35 AM PDT by
kevkrom
(I'm not an unreasonable man... well, actually, I am. But hear me out anyway.)
To: C19fan
"Keep your hands and feet inside the car at all times"
They have that sign for a reason...
To: C19fan
So I just ran some numbers and a very ballpark figure would be 1.5 BILLION riders have successfully braved the Pirates of the Caribbean without cutting off the tips of their fingers, and this mook wasn't.
That's a special kind of stupid.
7 posted on
07/11/2014 8:51:20 AM PDT by
End Times Sentinel
(In Memory of my dear Friend Henry Lee II)
To: C19fan
My brother lost his thumb, but doing something more noble, that is, handling cables as an electrician. Someone apparently dropped something, causing the cables to whip away, with his thumb at that moment handling them.
When I first saw him in person when I heard about the incident, I gave him the thumbs up.
To: C19fan
I was just there a few weeks ago and coincidentally a British family was sitting behind me and the kid was doing this exact same thing throughout the entire ride even telling his dad to do it... wasn’t warned or corrected once by the “Adults”... I suppose those 2 steel guide rails under the water, and the weight of the boat pinching your kids fingers between the two isn’t something Britain’s concern themselves with apparently.
To: C19fan
“You will get wet. You may lose your fingertips.”
11 posted on
07/11/2014 8:58:13 AM PDT by
moovova
To: C19fan
“There be rough waters ahead.”
13 posted on
07/11/2014 9:16:53 AM PDT by
FroggyTheGremlim
("It is not the color of his skin, ... it is the blackness that fills his soul")
To: C19fan
ARRRrrrGGHHH Matey, the sharks be eatin’ well this week!
18 posted on
07/11/2014 9:38:55 AM PDT by
Axenolith
(Government blows, and that which governs least, blows least...)
To: C19fan
The victim lost the tip of his ring and little finger after apparently dangling them outside the log fume ride which inspired the Johnny Depp movies. I weep for the state of written communication in this nation's press.
19 posted on
07/11/2014 9:52:44 AM PDT by
MortMan
(All those in favor of gun control raise both hands!)
To: C19fan
You could say he gave the Pirates the finger. Or two.
20 posted on
07/11/2014 9:59:50 AM PDT by
IronJack
To: C19fan
Keep hands in the boat at all times, dummy. Imagine what would have happened if he took flash pictures.
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