Argentina's midfielder Javier Mascherano is being compared to Chuck Norris.
You know all the jokes and Internet lore. Its really funny!
To: goldstategop
When Chuck Norris buys a steak from Argentina……….well, you know.
2 posted on
07/10/2014 7:13:26 AM PDT by
Salvavida
(The restoration of the U.S.A. starts with filling the pews at every Bible-believing church.)
To: goldstategop
Latest jokes:
When Mascherano was in Liverpool he travelled back in time and taught the Beatles how to sing.
Mascherano opens an Oreo cookie and the cream stays on one side.
Mascherano takes the train in rush hour and always gets a seat.
Chuck Norris beats everyone. Except Mascherano.
3 posted on
07/10/2014 7:13:26 AM PDT by
goldstategop
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To: goldstategop
Nobody has ever heard Chuck Norris say “Don’t cry for me Argentina” because when he does, you have less than ten seconds to live.
6 posted on
07/10/2014 7:18:04 AM PDT by
Attention Surplus Disorder
(At no time was the Obama administration aware of what the Obama administration was doing)
To: goldstategop
Chuck Norris is trending in Argentina
What is that suppose to mean? You would think that an international news agency would write better.
8 posted on
07/10/2014 7:31:24 AM PDT by
mountainlion
(Live well for those that did not make it back.)
To: goldstategop
I loved the comments section, all of these continent dwellers fearing for M.’s health, and that he MUST be taken off the field...NOW!
10 posted on
07/10/2014 7:53:08 AM PDT by
Dr. Sivana
("If you're litigating against nuns, you've probably done something wrong."-Ted Cruz)
To: goldstategop
But only Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
11 posted on
07/10/2014 8:12:54 AM PDT by
reed13k
(For evil to triumph it is only necessary for good men to do nothings)
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