Boy, you are a nasty one. What did itsahoot ever do to you???? Look cross-eyed at you? Not send you a valentine in first grade? You must be a mean drunk.
Boy are you a withering flower or what? Did itsahoot ask you to defend him? If you were a superhero, you'd be, Aqualad, yes, even lamer than Auqaman.
And I don't read comic books Graphic novels.
Don't you have some fan fiction to writeup? I'm sure your writing skills aren't up to Star Trek quality but I hear Twilight might be just for you...