Dear Retards,
Dark matter is matter traveling faster than the speed of light.
I mean holy shit monkey children, you can’t figure out the moment matter accelerates beyond the speed of light it become undetectable “dark” matter.
Yes, I’m right. Yes, this is the first time this has been proposed in the history of man kind. For me, it was either Slurpee at 7/11 or solving the greatest mystery of physics.
Eddie01
Thanks for setting us straight!