Paging Lois Lerner
What’s a “jinni?” I dream of Jinni?
I tried the old genie defense when my high school sweetheart’s Dad caught me in the back seat of my Oldsmobile with his daughter. I told him I was rubbing his daughter’s “Magic Lamps” to make the genie appear.
That man had no sense of humor.
He said that if any genie showed up around his daughter, he’d cut it into pieces and feed it to the chickens.
Totally ruined the romantic mood.