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To: nickcarraway

Today is my daughters 18th birthday.......
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment.
Month after month, year after year, those payments!

I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, “Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your Mama’s house; You tell her that this is the last check she’s ever going to get from me, then I want you to come back here and tell me the expression she had on her face.”

So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was so anxious to hear what the ex had to say and how she took it.

As my baby girl walked through the door, I said, “Well now .. what did she have to say?”

“She told me to tell you that you ain’t my Daddy.”


3 posted on 06/27/2014 2:38:30 PM PDT by MNDude (In Heaven pizza is from Chicago and there are no politicians. In Hell...)
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To: MNDude

oooh. dat’s cold


4 posted on 06/27/2014 2:40:28 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: MNDude
"Today is my daughters 18th birthday.......
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment.
Month after month, year after year, those payments!

I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, “Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your Mama’s house; You tell her that this is the last check she’s ever going to get from me, then I want you to come back here and tell me the expression she had on her face.”

So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was so anxious to hear what the ex had to say and how she took it.

As my baby girl walked through the door, I said, “Well now .. what did she have to say?”

“She told me to tell you that you ain’t my Daddy.”"


A dear friend who is a pastor, now 70, took me to the Boston area, we sat in the van and watched inner city blacks on Friday night, on the way home I asked him how any of them knew who their fathers were, who their half brothers and sisters are?

He said "there is no way for them to know so they knowingly and unknowingly interbreed and the problem only get's worse and worse."

I think he is right.

12 posted on 06/27/2014 2:47:17 PM PDT by The_Republic_Of_Maine (Be kept informed on Maine's secession, sign up at freemaine@hushmail.com)
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To: MNDude

LOL, an old one but a cold one!


34 posted on 06/27/2014 3:02:16 PM PDT by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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To: MNDude

Tell me this is a joke...


75 posted on 06/27/2014 4:15:38 PM PDT by baddog 219
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