I find Canadians are even worse. Perhaps its the old Scots who settled the country....
bttt
A Scottish joke from the pages Blacksmith and Wheelwright
circa November 1894...
A man went to visit his Scottish friend and found him
removing the wall paper...
Ach Jock, he said, time for new wallpaper?
Oh noh, he replied, I’m moving.
Huh?? My wife is a Canucklehead. Her shoe buying habits makes Imelda Marcos blush.