hahahaha... truly, i am laughing out loud... good stuff :)
I think he actually got better after he died. Personally I’d modify the rules to require that actual flesh has to be bitten off in order for it to be a foul. OK, if it’s a vital organ or intestines or something it’ll probably be a red card. For a repeat offense.
Right. Children are much more tender.
Shhh ... don’t give him any ideas ...
“The Italian footballer, shortly before he died.”
He didn’t die from the bite. He died of embarrassment for being eliminated for the world cup by Uraguay. The bite was just to add injury to insult.
Who knew that soccer was so exciting?