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Don't eat the green shawarma.
1 posted on 06/21/2014 2:02:52 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Ah heck...just wash it down with camel piss. It’ll be okay.


2 posted on 06/21/2014 2:03:49 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: nickcarraway

Did somebody just fatwa?


4 posted on 06/21/2014 2:26:20 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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5 posted on 06/21/2014 2:28:29 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign. ###)
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To: nickcarraway
Shawarma is the arabic version of the Greek gyro.

Given proper refrigeration of the meat, proper cooking, and consuming it directly off the grill, it SHOULD be fine regardless of the temperature.

Then again, we're talking about Arab standards of cleanliness and food preparation...

7 posted on 06/21/2014 2:31:49 PM PDT by PapaBear3625 (You don't notice it's a police state until the police come for you.)
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Just send in the agriculture inspectors with a SWAT team and terrorize everyone. Problem solved.

Never mind, this is Saudi Arabia, not America.

9 posted on 06/21/2014 2:43:08 PM PDT by Ken H
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Gosh, why not just sprinkle a little LSD on the Arab food, and watch the fun!

AS for me, if it is not of any Cuisine Americana, I don’t eat it, and anything Arab is on the ‘don’t touch’ list.


10 posted on 06/21/2014 3:11:38 PM PDT by Terry L Smith
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Especially if it is shawarma with flies.


11 posted on 06/21/2014 4:29:30 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("Don't compare me to the almighty, compare me to the alternative." -Obama, 09-24-11)
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Remind me not to go to Saudi Arabia...oh wait, it was NOT on my bucket list. My family and I would NOT be welcome there.


12 posted on 06/21/2014 4:59:40 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
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Wait, whut, HUH?! One of the guys on my favorite firearms podcast (WeLikeShooting) LOVES Shawarma!
I'll send him the link -unless this doesn't include Shawarma made in 'Merica. Please advise.
13 posted on 06/21/2014 5:05:02 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (Uninstall Fascist Firefox. Get Pale Moon.)
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Walked into a meat shop in Sana’a one day and saw a sheep carcass hanging from a hook covered with black dots.

I thought that they were peppercorns, but, upon further investigation, I discovered that they were a million flies.


14 posted on 06/21/2014 5:12:02 PM PDT by 353FMG
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Is that like sharia?


15 posted on 06/21/2014 7:14:54 PM PDT by ronnie raygun
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Gee, shawarma here in NYC at the kosher restaurants is delicious, utterly delicious. I haven’t experienced any health problems with it here, either. No flies, no green, just yum.


16 posted on 06/21/2014 11:48:35 PM PDT by EinNYC
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