[JRandomFreeper]

I was in Texas on Friday night. Really.

/johnny

[FlyingEagle]

Here, hold muh beer and watch this...

[HangnJudge]

Don’t piss into the wind...

But seriously, getting hit from behind is
One of the most Dangerous things that
Can happen to a Biker, and
Has a high mortality.

[left that other site]

They are just prejudiced against these good folks because they are “polytheists”.

Evidently, surfing nude on the roof of a pickup is one of their sacraments./s

[FourPeas]

Werner was also charged with indecent exposure and failure to wear a seat belt, both misdemeanors.

Of course.

[Fiji Hill]

Sounds like he was competing for the Darwin Award.

[fwdude]

And marijuana isn’t even legal in NM yet.

[Yogafist]

That last speed bump let out a whimper.

[a fool in paradise]

Don’t look, Ethyl!

[a fool in paradise]

, a passing motorist told cops that he spotted a naked man standing on the truck as it drove along State Road 522 in Taos last Friday night.

Well it WAS a full moon last night...

[Darksheare]

Hamburgered buns.
He’ll be picking pebbles outta his skin for decades.

[Darksheare]

“Mr. Werner had injuries from the fall and he declined medical attention,”

Can’t walk or sit down because he looks like a burger king grill mistake, but he feels good about himself and his life choices.
Maybe he’s a zombie?

[mikrofon]

Werner was also charged with indecent exposure and failure to wear a seat belt, both misdemeanors.

In his defense, he claimed that witnesses noted his R's covered until he fell, only after which was Weinei exposed.....

[bigbob]

some poor guy is probably going to have his whole life ruined by the stupidity of this asswipe. Whatever punishment he gets will probably not be enough.

[Bigg Red]

...Whittaker, a Tennessee native, is a mother of two young girls. On her Facebook page, Whittaker describes herself as a “polytheist” who will “bow only to the old gods and goddesses.”

***
Dear Lord, please let someone responsible raise those girls.

[IYAS9YAS]

Just checkin’ on ya. ;-)