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The garage is the most painful area you can be bitten by a snake.
1 posted on 06/14/2014 11:47:30 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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ouch!
in the garage?!?!?!?


2 posted on 06/14/2014 11:50:53 AM PDT by SisterK (behold a pale horse)
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Is this the fault of President Bush?


3 posted on 06/14/2014 12:00:44 PM PDT by Gamecock (#BringTheAdultsBackToDC)
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**The garage is the most painful area you can be bitten by a snake.**

Two cowboys are staying a couple miles outside of town on a trail they used for herding cattle. While answering nature’s call behind a bush, one cowboys gets bitten on the buttocks by a rattle snake. He alerts his friend, who jumps on his horse and races toward town seeking a cure. He reaches the doctors office and runs inside.

The doc explains to him that the only way to save his friend is to suck the poison out of his buttocks. The cowboy jumps back on his horse and races back to his ailing friend. When he reaches his camp, the frantic cowboy cries out “What did the doctor say?”

To which his friend replies “He said you’re gonna die!


4 posted on 06/14/2014 12:04:20 PM PDT by Gamecock (#BringTheAdultsBackToDC)
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"I was not expecting it at all"

Ya think?

5 posted on 06/14/2014 12:09:54 PM PDT by RoosterRedux (Obama: Race is his cover...jihad is his game.)
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About 20 years ago, I was riding my bike west of Statesboro, and a 6 foot long rattlesnake crossed the road right in front of me. Scary.

Out here in Colorado, I've seen two snakes. Both were roadkill.

6 posted on 06/14/2014 12:13:23 PM PDT by real saxophonist (Disharmonious & Unmutual)
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The garage is the most painful area you can be bitten by a snake.

snicker - good one

8 posted on 06/14/2014 12:20:46 PM PDT by maine-iac7 (Christian is as Christian does - by their fruits)
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To: nickcarraway
The only good snake is a dead one.


12 posted on 06/14/2014 1:43:26 PM PDT by bgill
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Strum Ruger is my provider of choice for snake removal. Backed up by Mr. Craftsman. Both effective. Mr. Ruger is more fun while close up with Mr. Craftsman is more satisfying.


18 posted on 06/14/2014 8:29:25 PM PDT by Nuc 1.1 (Nuc 1 Liberals aren't Patriots. Remember 1789!)
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