Posted on 06/13/2014 5:43:17 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
On Tuesday morning, Hillary Clinton kicked off her book tour promoting new release "Hard Choices", Hillary's "I'm running for President" tome that is all the buzz this week. One of the first folks in line for a signed copy was Maggie Haberman of Politico, who tweeted the list of guidelines handed out by handlers for those waiting in line. Haberman tweeted a picture of those rules.
Page 2 is critical:
Hard Decisions
Chapter One: Why Not Lie, If It Gets Nixon Impeached?
Chapter Two: Come On, Everyone Lies About Real Estate
Chapter Three: Achieve It Myself, Or Hitch my Wagon To A Strong Man?
Chapter Four: Ignore the Other Women, Or Threaten Their Lives and Pets?
Chapter Five: Loving the South, and Some People Do Need Killing
Chapter Six: I Did Bake Cookies Once, Come on!
Chapter Seven: Which Law Partner’s Sperm To Choose?
Chapter Eight: Law Records Are Living Breathing Documents
Chapter Nine: Silencing Flowers or Holding Hands on 60 Minutes?
Chapter Ten: Is The Oval Office Half Mine, Or Not?
Chapter Eleven: Vince Gotta Go
Chapter Twelve: Has Linda Tripp Ruined My Life?
Chapter Thirteen: Threatening Women and Pets Is The Best Choice
Chapter Fourteen: God (or someone) Rewards Those Who Trick Orthodox Jews
Chapter Fifteen: If I Can Make It There
Chapter Sixteen: Can’t Live In Chappequa, Who Was I Kidding?
Chapter Seventeen: Thank You, Rush Limbaugh
Chapter Eighteen: We Two Queers Race For Nomination
Chapter Nineteen: Consoling Myself At State
Chapter Twenty: Keep Up Appearances on Road or Let It All Hang?
Chapter Twenty-One: Hate Boss or Job More? Can’t Decide.
Chapter Twenty-Two: Was I Supposed To Protect These Stupid Ambassadors?
Chapter Twenty-Three: Stick With Tired Excuses, or Come Up With Novel New Tech Ones?
Chapter Twenty-Five: Facelift, New Book, or Both?
Chapter Twenty-Six: What A Difference I Have Made
#HillaryIsSoPoor all of her political offices have been hand-me-downs.
#HillaryIsSoPoor in the bank account, in her attire, in her decision making, in the sack....the list goes on.
#HillaryIsSoPoor She had to find a part-time job
#HillaryIsSoPoor her campaign call center is at a register in dudes franchise.
#HillaryIsSoPoor she had to steal her book design 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvKY_K1lknQ
Ptui, thud. oops.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22Z7C758Qv4
“Ninja STAR! Ninja STAR! ninja STAR!”
LOL.
Awwwww....Father’s Day in the gorilla compound! Thanks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxrrqltOVyg
This should be familiar to anyone in uniform...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5ODfo9A_4A
Game fail.
The Gaitor aid bottle was inspired.
Was thinking this was just NCO vandalisum, untill i saw that bottle, Class. :)
Did ya hear?
Bob: “Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?”
Jim: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean SEAL Team 6?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean voter fraud?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the of drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?”
Bob: “No the other one:.
Jim: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The DOJ spying on the press?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The president’s ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The president’s threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The president’s repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The president’s unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate’s advise-and-consent role?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Drill Sergeants are very creative with such things.
Back in 1996 I saw an entire bunk disassembled and stuffed into a locker.
Frame and all.
We were tasked by the DrillSars to find the bunk.
We found it alright, the idiot who left his locker open laughed at us, then opened his locker.
*SPROING!*
Out flies the mattress, right into him.
New Threat in Southern California!
Investigative sources in California say that radical Muslims are planning to go on a rampage in the city of Los Angeles, killing anyone who is a U.S. citizen. Police officials fear the death toll could be as high as 9.
Oh, that was WICKED! LOL!
It was ALL cool! LOL! My kids need to see that...one army, one navy...both will appreciate it! ;o]
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