Posted on 06/13/2014 5:43:17 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
On Tuesday morning, Hillary Clinton kicked off her book tour promoting new release "Hard Choices", Hillary's "I'm running for President" tome that is all the buzz this week. One of the first folks in line for a signed copy was Maggie Haberman of Politico, who tweeted the list of guidelines handed out by handlers for those waiting in line. Haberman tweeted a picture of those rules.
Page 2 is critical:
Hard Decisions
Chapter One: Why Not Lie, If It Gets Nixon Impeached?
Chapter Two: Come On, Everyone Lies About Real Estate
Chapter Three: Achieve It Myself, Or Hitch my Wagon To A Strong Man?
Chapter Four: Ignore the Other Women, Or Threaten Their Lives and Pets?
Chapter Five: Loving the South, and Some People Do Need Killing
Chapter Six: I Did Bake Cookies Once, Come on!
Chapter Seven: Which Law Partner’s Sperm To Choose?
Chapter Eight: Law Records Are Living Breathing Documents
Chapter Nine: Silencing Flowers or Holding Hands on 60 Minutes?
Chapter Ten: Is The Oval Office Half Mine, Or Not?
Chapter Eleven: Vince Gotta Go
Chapter Twelve: Has Linda Tripp Ruined My Life?
Chapter Thirteen: Threatening Women and Pets Is The Best Choice
Chapter Fourteen: God (or someone) Rewards Those Who Trick Orthodox Jews
Chapter Fifteen: If I Can Make It There
Chapter Sixteen: Can’t Live In Chappequa, Who Was I Kidding?
Chapter Seventeen: Thank You, Rush Limbaugh
Chapter Eighteen: We Two Queers Race For Nomination
Chapter Nineteen: Consoling Myself At State
Chapter Twenty: Keep Up Appearances on Road or Let It All Hang?
Chapter Twenty-One: Hate Boss or Job More? Can’t Decide.
Chapter Twenty-Two: Was I Supposed To Protect These Stupid Ambassadors?
Chapter Twenty-Three: Stick With Tired Excuses, or Come Up With Novel New Tech Ones?
Chapter Twenty-Five: Facelift, New Book, or Both?
Chapter Twenty-Six: What A Difference I Have Made
#HillaryIsSoPoor all of her political offices have been hand-me-downs.
#HillaryIsSoPoor in the bank account, in her attire, in her decision making, in the sack....the list goes on.
#HillaryIsSoPoor She had to find a part-time job
#HillaryIsSoPoor her campaign call center is at a register in dudes franchise.
#HillaryIsSoPoor she had to steal her book design 
Now THERE’s something I might want to watch! LOL!
It would be a hoot.
I’ll check the movie listings here, and if it coincides with a time when I have money for the matinee, I’ll go. There is a theater about a mile from here that ISN’T in a casino, so I wouldn’t have to run the gauntlet of cigarette smoke to get to it.
Unfortunately, Fifty Cent isn’t in the real movie.
But it’d be a gas if he were.
We have a War Birds fly in at our local airport on Father’s Day.
The big deal this year is the only (they say) flying B29 “FiFi”.
Saw her come in yesterday and I had to come home and take a cold shower
Funk and Wagnall’s is gonna have to expand the definition of “Frump”.
reminds me of my dad when he was getting on in years and we were inviting him to Thanksgiving dinner
Dad - What day is Thanksgiving this year?
Son - Thursday
Dad - Thursday?! Bull sh^t. When did they change it to that day?!!
Sh!t Fighter Pilots Don’t Say http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m7W9_kUy_I
We were told that anchor babies should remain in American (”they are citizens by birthright!”) and their illegal parents should be able to join them because no child should be separated from his/her parents.
We were also told that despite loving relatives and freedoms in America not enjoyed in Communist Cuba, that Elian HAD to go home to be with daddy even though mama died seeking his freedom.
So why the hell are these ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT children being separated by their parents? “Send back them” as the Mexican presidente once said of how HE deals with illegal immigrants.
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