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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
TWITTER = #HillaryIsPoor ^

Posted on 06/13/2014 5:43:17 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

 

On Tuesday morning, Hillary Clinton kicked off her book tour promoting new release "Hard Choices", Hillary's "I'm running for President" tome that is all the buzz this week. One of the first folks in line for a signed copy was Maggie Haberman of Politico, who tweeted the list of guidelines handed out by handlers for those waiting in line. Haberman tweeted a picture of those rules.

Page 2 is critical:

Just looking through the chapters in this book. (Hat tip to Yaelle)

Hard Decisions

                            Chapter One: Why Not Lie, If It Gets Nixon Impeached?
                            Chapter Two: Come On, Everyone Lies About Real Estate
                            Chapter Three: Achieve It Myself, Or Hitch my Wagon To A Strong Man?
                            Chapter Four: Ignore the Other Women, Or Threaten Their Lives and Pets?
                            Chapter Five: Loving the South, and Some People Do Need Killing
                            Chapter Six: I Did Bake Cookies Once, Come on!
                            Chapter Seven: Which Law Partner’s Sperm To Choose?
                            Chapter Eight: Law Records Are Living Breathing Documents
                            Chapter Nine: Silencing Flowers or Holding Hands on 60 Minutes?
                            Chapter Ten: Is The Oval Office Half Mine, Or Not?
                            Chapter Eleven: Vince Gotta Go
                            Chapter Twelve: Has Linda Tripp Ruined My Life?
                            Chapter Thirteen: Threatening Women and Pets Is The Best Choice
                            Chapter Fourteen: God (or someone) Rewards Those Who Trick Orthodox Jews
                            Chapter Fifteen: If I Can Make It There
                            Chapter Sixteen: Can’t Live In Chappequa, Who Was I Kidding?
                            Chapter Seventeen: Thank You, Rush Limbaugh
                            Chapter Eighteen: We Two Queers Race For Nomination
                            Chapter Nineteen: Consoling Myself At State
                            Chapter Twenty: Keep Up Appearances on Road or Let It All Hang?
                            Chapter Twenty-One: Hate Boss or Job More? Can’t Decide.
                            Chapter Twenty-Two: Was I Supposed To Protect These Stupid Ambassadors?
                            Chapter Twenty-Three: Stick With Tired Excuses, or Come Up With Novel New Tech Ones?
                            Chapter Twenty-Five: Facelift, New Book, or Both?
                            Chapter Twenty-Six: What A Difference I Have Made

And Twitter was all aflutter with #HillaryIsSoPoor (see link above)

 

#HillaryIsSoPoor all of her political offices have been hand-me-downs.

#HillaryIsSoPoor in the bank account, in her attire, in her decision making, in the sack....the list goes on.

#HillaryIsSoPoor She had to find a part-time job

#HillaryIsSoPoor her campaign call center is at a register in dudes franchise.

#HillaryIsSoPoor she had to steal her book design



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: friday13th; hillary; ofst; silliness
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1 posted on 06/13/2014 5:43:17 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...

What difference, at this point, does it make?


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Happy Father's Day to all the FReeper Fathers!


2 posted on 06/13/2014 5:44:55 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top o’ the morning!


3 posted on 06/13/2014 5:45:22 AM PDT by Ronaldus Magnus III (Do, or do not, there is no try.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Bamm. Top 10.


4 posted on 06/13/2014 5:45:45 AM PDT by Mathews (Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV), Luke 22:36 (NIV))
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 10....Woot!!!

Everyone have a great weekend.


5 posted on 06/13/2014 5:48:29 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz ("Heck of a reset there, Hillary")
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To: Lucky9teen
oH NO!! Friday the 13th falls on a Friday this month!!!

/Pogo

6 posted on 06/13/2014 5:48:47 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen

TOP 10!!!!


7 posted on 06/13/2014 5:50:28 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I'm honestly convinced that women don't pass gas. They just hold it in and it comes out as DRAMA!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Good Morning!


8 posted on 06/13/2014 5:50:41 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: left that other site

Oooooo....Top ten! :-)


9 posted on 06/13/2014 5:51:29 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: ShadowAce

Top ten
who cares if its Friday the 13th?


10 posted on 06/13/2014 5:52:51 AM PDT by Yorlik803 ( Church/Caboose in 2016)
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To: Lucky9teen

Mernin Lucky!


11 posted on 06/13/2014 5:53:34 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (Avenge me Girls AVENEGE ME!!!! ( I don't have any son's))
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To: Yorlik803

You have to be a Pogo fan to get the reference.


12 posted on 06/13/2014 5:53:43 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen
too much tit for a sagging fag hag


13 posted on 06/13/2014 5:53:55 AM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true .. I have no proof .. but they're true.)
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To: ShadowAce

Happy Friday


14 posted on 06/13/2014 5:54:04 AM PDT by DooDahhhh
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To: ShadowAce

ohhhhhhhhhhhh


15 posted on 06/13/2014 5:54:46 AM PDT by Yorlik803 ( Church/Caboose in 2016)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 20.
Went shooting yesterday, going again today.


16 posted on 06/13/2014 5:56:21 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (Uninstall Fascist Firefox. Get Pale Moon.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top Two Zero!


17 posted on 06/13/2014 5:58:05 AM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: Yorlik803

18 posted on 06/13/2014 6:00:44 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen
It takes a village idiot to buy a
paper doorstop and call it hard choice.


19 posted on 06/13/2014 6:14:26 AM PDT by clearcarbon
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 25!!


20 posted on 06/13/2014 6:16:22 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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