[Berlin_Freeper]

Nervy, unconvincing and fortuitous -- but Brazil could scarcely care less.

What do you do when you’re a world class footballer who has just won his country victory at the opening game of the World Cup?

Oh yes, hang out with your girlfriend in a closet.

Croatian press slam 'shameful' penalty
"Injustice!'' "Shame!'' and "Referee shamelessly broke the Fiery Ones (Vatreni - the team;s nickname)!'' read the leading dailies frontpage headlines as they lamented over an "invented penalty.''

The press gave great play too to Croat coach Niko Kovac's comments to Croatian state-run HRT television that: "If that was a penalty then we should not play football anymore!''

[Berlin_Freeper]

Referee Yuichi Nishimura, right, from Japan, issues a yellow card to Dejan Lovren, left, after calling a penalty during the group A World Cup soccer match between Brazil and Croatia, the opening game of the tournament, in the Itaquerao Stadium in Sao Paulo, Brazil, Thursday, June 12, 2014. Brazil's Neymar scored on a penalty kick following the yellow card.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Goodness!

Why do I see Jerry Lewis, with dental inserts, saying...”Me so solly!”