“You’re doin’ it wrong.”
Posted on 06/12/2014 6:37:36 PM PDT by kingattax
South African authorities arrested a man for stabbing his ex-girlfriend’s new lover then cutting open his heart and eating it. The cannibalistic assailant reportedly ate the victim’s heart using a knife and fork as utensils.
The suspect is a Zimbabwean national.
Police said the 62-year-old victim suffered stab wounds in the neck and chest area and also had bite marks on his face.
The local South African deputy police commissioner said that “it was very gruesome” and reported, “It’s definitely a love triangle.”
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“That’s gonna short-dick every cannibal in the Congo.”
Does anyone have any idea what Sgt. Hartmann was talking about?
I’m sure his ex- will want him back now, knowing how much he really cared (assuming she’s a Liberal, that is)!
“....with some fava beans and a nice chianti.”
“You’re doin’ it wrong.”
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
>The cannibalistic assailant reportedly ate the victim’s heart using a knife and fork as utensils.<
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Behind that façade a cultured man was hiding.
Believe him!
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