We must all do microphone checks. Hold the phone near the toilet and fire off your salute of disapproval.
I think I would prefer an audio disapproval... RRRRIIIIIIIPPPPPP!
Perhaps one of these days our phones will have the ability to detect aromomatic inputs? That would be even better. . . hmmmmm It would be good if their reproduction of that input were, shall we say, high definition?
Launch one. ..x