Re: “If we see something that looks like alcohol”.
Why don’t all the kids who got to Holmes Beach piss in glass bottles with beer labels on them, and let the cops start sniffing around?
That could be a Saturday Night Live skit, couldn’t it?
Cop to kid: “Hey kid. What do you have in that bottle?”
Kid to Cop: “Piss”
Cop: Don’t talk back to me. Give me that bottle. I’ve got to take a taste of it.
Cop: “Shit, that is piss. What are you trying to do, kill me?
Kid: “Hadn’t thought of that but thanks for giving me the idea”.
If they drank like I use to there’s a fair chance the piss would be 20 proof