How about this one that was going around email a while ago -——
A RIDDLE FOR SMART PEOPLE
Only 5% of Stanford University graduates
Figured it out!
Can you answer all seven of the following questions
With the same word?
1. The word has seven letters....
2. Preceded God...
3. Greater than God...
4. More Evil than the devil...
5. All poor people have it...
6. Wealthy people need it....
7. If you eat it, you will die.
Nothing?
nothing
Nothing is better than a good command of the English language.
A college degree is better than nothing.
So from this we conclude that a college degree is better than a good command of the English language.