[Lazamataz]

I’ve been hearing about old people and STDs for years now. I think it may one if those media-generated crises. I’m 58 and certainly not getting any action, and neither are most of my contemporaries, except the married ones, maybe. I don’t even want it, and to be honest, it’s a relief after all these years of getting into so much man-caused trouble.

Oh come on, let's hit it.

[Morgana]

Laz!

[fieldmarshaldj]

If you got the Geritol, she’s got the time.

=running away=

[crazycatlady]

You haven’t seen my picture and I don’t know your marital status.

[noprogs]

Obviously, we need Congressional Investigations into this matter and another group of badged bumblers funded by our unborn great grand children’s earnings to protect the over 50 set from themselves!

If you think this needs a sarcasm tag, you probably believe there is a Conservative surnamed “Bush” who should be elected to some sort of office.

(No such person exists at this point in time, nor does the elected office of “Honey Wagon Superintendent”)