I just don't want you to abandon them, and cause their untimely death
I must not have the "casino" gene. I think I'd rather watch paint dry than gamble. Not only do I not enjoy it, I find it about as much fun as a trip to the Dentist.
“I find it about as much fun as a trip to the Dentist.”
I find it relaxing. Using physics and math, he usually wins and I want to watch that process. I want to see the lights flash and the sounds go off if he wins a jackpot. He goes to win, not lose. I usually set an amount to lose and stop there. We’ll see if he helps me win anything. My normal luck is zero.