[CGASMIA68]

...with a cold one in your hand

[Political Junkie Too]

...with a cold one in your hand

You mean a tall one, right? ;-)

-PJ

[Vigilanteman]

Reminds me of my favorite Ole and Sven joke. They are out fishing in a beautiful Minnesota lake one day when Sven hooks a waterlogged old lamp. They empty out the water and rub off the moss.

Sure enough, a Genie pops out and tells them they have one wish. Sven thinks for a moment and declares that he'd like the lake turned into ice cold beer.

It happens and both Ole and Sven dip in and drink their fill. Before long, nature calls and Ole screams at Sven: "You idiot! Now we have to pee in the boat!"