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To: CGASMIA68
Reminds me of my favorite Ole and Sven joke. They are out fishing in a beautiful Minnesota lake one day when Sven hooks a waterlogged old lamp. They empty out the water and rub off the moss.

Sure enough, a Genie pops out and tells them they have one wish. Sven thinks for a moment and declares that he'd like the lake turned into ice cold beer.

It happens and both Ole and Sven dip in and drink their fill. Before long, nature calls and Ole screams at Sven: "You idiot! Now we have to pee in the boat!"

45 posted on 05/23/2014 2:00:44 PM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: Vigilanteman

Ah, Sven and Ole jokes. My dad was from Minnesota, so I heard a lot of them.

My own favorite: After years of being courted by both Sven and Ole, Lena decided to marry Ole. At the party after the wedding, Ole discovers Sven and Lena having sex in the back bedroom. Ole is laughing uproariously, and the other guests try to calm him down, saying, “Take it easy, Ole, you’re drunk and you don’t want to do anything you’ll regret later.” Ole, still laughing, says, “I’m drunk? Look at Sven! He’s so drunk, he thinks he’s me!”


52 posted on 05/23/2014 2:50:55 PM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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