[SoothingDave]

Do not confuse today’s word with that other mythical creature, half elephant, half rhinoceros: the elephino.

Now, set your (Fast)Wayback machines to 1983 and kick out the jams:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5_oPyavUaw

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Democrats were quick to bring up the age of republican candidates Ronald Reagan, Bob Dole, and John McCain, but any mention of Hillary’s age is strictly prohibited. Bunch of hippogriffs!

[Travis T. OJustice]

It would be cool if someone made a hippogriff version of this classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miSMxBP42W0

[Diogenesis]

Unlike the nobel hippogriff,
the hippobama only brings lies, deception, fraud and destruction.

[TheOldLady]

Obama came riding in on his hippogriff to save America, but it was only a horse’s ass.

[1010RD]

The large woman took me for everything I was worth. She was part of a band of hippogrifters passing through town.

[Texan5]

In the world of mythical tales
That some adults still inhabit
Any apparition is explained-
It’s a hippogriff-or a rabbit

That happens with the koolaid
That Obama has passed around-
That is why he is out golfing,
As his minions run us aground

In their daze they have no idea
What is standing in plain sight-
So they insist all is perfect
And their king is always right...

La oruga fumado hierba malo...

[MoochPooch]

“Soy un oruga, pero quiero estar una mariposa.”

Maybe GAME OF THRONES discriminates against hippogriffs. Only dragons need apply.