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I am retiring from the military as an O-5. Oh how I wish I was Black!!!!! Anything but white. I’d be hired immediately.


12 posted on 05/19/2014 2:00:39 PM PDT by ThunderStruck94
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To: ThunderStruck94
Oh how I wish I was Black!!!!!

According to the United States Supreme Court, you are any gender or race that you "feel" that you are.

16 posted on 05/19/2014 2:02:54 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ("The more numerous the laws, the more corrupt the government." --Tacitus)
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To: ThunderStruck94

I am retiring from the military as an O-5. Oh how I wish I was Black!!!!! Anything but white. I’d be hired immediately.”

Just claim you’re a low pigment variety African American. It’s not like they require proof or anything else to back up that claim!!!


22 posted on 05/19/2014 2:14:32 PM PDT by 9422WMR (: " Tolerance is the virtue of a man who has no convictions".)
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