And the dogs are missing their fire hydrants. By the way, just how does one go about stealing a fire hydrant?
What the heck is a thief going to do with a fire hydrant? Sell for scrap metal? Install in your yard to provide a marker for your dog??
A 50 plus crook needs an especially harsh sentence. At that age you’ve long since lost the thin cover of youthful stupidity.
Why would one steal a fire hydrant?
Because it’s there?
they’ll look good in his dorm room
I can’t even begin to count the number of cases I prosecuted in 25 years. But this I know ... I never prosecuted one for fire hydrant theft.
Were they drunk, stoned, on meds or ALL THREE?
Did they turn them off first?Chicago hasn’t”Gone To The Dogs”;It Went To”DeadFish”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The “journalist” who wrote this is typical of the barely literate idiots they are churning out of journalism school these days:
The two already had unauthorized control of a second hydrants....
...were each ordered release on their own recognizance....