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Chicago has gone to the dogs.
1 posted on 05/18/2014 4:14:29 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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And the dogs are missing their fire hydrants. By the way, just how does one go about stealing a fire hydrant?


2 posted on 05/18/2014 4:20:59 PM PDT by shove_it (long ago Orwell and Rand warned us of Obama's America)
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What the heck is a thief going to do with a fire hydrant? Sell for scrap metal? Install in your yard to provide a marker for your dog??


4 posted on 05/18/2014 4:23:35 PM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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A 50 plus crook needs an especially harsh sentence. At that age you’ve long since lost the thin cover of youthful stupidity.


7 posted on 05/18/2014 4:26:37 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin.)
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Why would one steal a fire hydrant?

Because it’s there?


9 posted on 05/18/2014 4:37:17 PM PDT by jocon307
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they’ll look good in his dorm room


11 posted on 05/18/2014 4:46:24 PM PDT by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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I can’t even begin to count the number of cases I prosecuted in 25 years. But this I know ... I never prosecuted one for fire hydrant theft.


16 posted on 05/18/2014 5:08:17 PM PDT by RIghtwardHo
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Were they drunk, stoned, on meds or ALL THREE?


18 posted on 05/18/2014 5:14:55 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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Did they turn them off first?Chicago hasn’t”Gone To The Dogs”;It Went To”DeadFish”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


19 posted on 05/18/2014 5:16:03 PM PDT by bandleader
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It starts with the parking meters.


25 posted on 05/18/2014 5:52:05 PM PDT by SampleMan (Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
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The “journalist” who wrote this is typical of the barely literate idiots they are churning out of journalism school these days:

The two already had “unauthorized control” of a second hydrants....

...were each ordered release on their own recognizance....


31 posted on 05/18/2014 7:13:59 PM PDT by Bigg Red (1 Pt 1: As he who called you is holy, be holy yourselves in every aspect of your conduct.)
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