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How To Marry The Right Girl: A Mathematical Solution by the Great Astronomer, Johannes Kepler
NPR ^ | 05/15/2014 | Robert Krulwich

Posted on 05/15/2014 7:24:11 PM PDT by SeekAndFind

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1 posted on 05/15/2014 7:24:11 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: SeekAndFind
I would rather calculate the motions of the planets by hand, with pencil and paper, than attempt dating again.

/johnny

2 posted on 05/15/2014 7:28:37 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: SeekAndFind

How To Marry The Right Girl:
Sorry guys, I’m already married!


3 posted on 05/15/2014 7:34:28 PM PDT by Isabel2010
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“I would rather calculate the motions of the planets by hand, with pencil and paper, than attempt dating again. “

Yeah, you can make a pretty good cor arranged marriages at times. Though that would not have worked for me


4 posted on 05/15/2014 7:34:55 PM PDT by Fai Mao (Genius at Large)
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To: SeekAndFind
Since when is NPR concerned about marrying the right “girl?” That is racist, homophobic, hetero phobic, trens-genderphobic........ Another reason this worthless piece of dung should be denied funding. Why is the public forced to essentially provide a job for a network of fools that cannot make it on their own? If Fox goes down, should the public bail them out? It's an upside down world.
5 posted on 05/15/2014 7:38:30 PM PDT by Fungi
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To: SeekAndFind

When I met my wife, I noticed she put out frequently, liked professional wrestling, played video games, had a great body, was smart, and wasn’t infatuated with money or possessions.

It didn’t take long to put a ring on her finger - 3 kids later we’re still doing fine.


6 posted on 05/15/2014 7:41:50 PM PDT by struggle
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No. No more wives. I've got the house just like I want it, and can find everything. ;)

/johnny

7 posted on 05/15/2014 7:42:27 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: SeekAndFind

e provides the best selection again


8 posted on 05/15/2014 7:44:28 PM PDT by Nifster
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I was happily married for many years. I’m widowed now. Miss the wife, but, really am not eager to get married again. The kids are raised and on their own. It’s a new stage of life, and I just don’t feel the need to think about marriage again.

I actually am seeing someone, and we enjoy each other, but, we’ve both raised families, and both are happy with how things are.


9 posted on 05/15/2014 7:48:41 PM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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I noticed she put out frequently

"Put out" .... ? Can you find a less tacky expression when talking about your wife?

10 posted on 05/15/2014 7:51:00 PM PDT by Lizavetta
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To: SeekAndFind

My formula was:
1. Find one who seems crazy enough to say yes
2. Marry her.

We hit 25 years next month - gets better every year


11 posted on 05/15/2014 7:51:41 PM PDT by Gil4 (And the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, ax and saw)
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For me the math’s simple....36/22/34....salary,%75K (min)...net worth,%500K (min).


12 posted on 05/15/2014 7:52:00 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Rat Party Policy:Lie,Deny,Refuse To Comply)
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To: SeekAndFind

Reminds me of that joke about a woman seeking the ideal husband in a multi-floor department store, with each floor featuring a more ideal husband, with more winsome qualities, and even that candidate is not good enough, go on to the next floor up....


13 posted on 05/15/2014 7:52:19 PM PDT by thecodont
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>>”Put out” .... ? Can you find a less tacky expression when talking about your wife?

Ok, we had sex a lot.


14 posted on 05/15/2014 7:52:36 PM PDT by struggle
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To: JRandomFreeper

Somebody said: “I’m not going to marry again. I’ll just find a woman I hate, and buy her a house...”


15 posted on 05/15/2014 7:54:05 PM PDT by jonno (Having an opinion is not the same as having the answer...)
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To: struggle

Better. Thank you.


16 posted on 05/15/2014 7:54:26 PM PDT by Lizavetta
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To: Lizavetta

Would you prefer he said she banged like a screen door?


17 posted on 05/15/2014 8:03:18 PM PDT by meatloaf (Impeach Obama. That's my New Year's resolution.)
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To: SeekAndFind
why does the term equally yoked come to mind?
18 posted on 05/15/2014 8:03:19 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: JRandomFreeper

You found the wrong ones because you picked the wrong ones. :)


19 posted on 05/15/2014 8:05:26 PM PDT by Shimmer1
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To: Lizavetta; struggle
"Put out" .... ? Can you find a less tacky expression when talking about your wife?

I was hoping she was a first baseman...

20 posted on 05/15/2014 8:12:45 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Das ist nicht nur nicht richtig, es ist nicht einmal falsch!)
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