I hate kids and I’m not at all Satanic! Kids are the worst: obnoxious, drooling little beasts who are allowed to scream for hours on airplanes and stand on chairs in restaurants. They run around grocery stores upsetting fruit and pushing old people to the ground - or they ride around in those huge, foul, plastic “cars,” blocking aisles and skinning the knees of hard-working grocers.
They should be seen and not heard - except they shouldn’t be seen.
Don’t forget their rock and roll and their jalopies!
Its not the children-it's the parents. Parents today seem oblivious of the dangers they put their children in by allowing them to run wild.
Not long ago I was at the veterinarians office. The waiting room was packed with dogs, cats, adults and children. Right next to me was a couple who had this huge pit bull.
A toddler from across the room kept running up and stopping short of this pit. The child was just having fun, laughing giggling, swinging his arms. I asked the owner of the pit to be aware, to keep his dog in check. The ignoramus told me there was "no way" that dog could get away from him, and that he was "very friendly".
Then I called out to the child's' mother (who was across the room on her cell phone)and warned her to keep the child in check as well. She halfheartedly told the child "be careful, honey".
You all can imagine what I was imagining could happen. I finally got up and guided the child back to his mother. looked her square in the eye and said "If that dog were to attack this baby, YOU are to blame. She kept the child close thereafter.
“They should be seen and not heard - except they shouldn’t be seen.”
And I thought I was the only one who believed in this mantra.
LOL! Those sound like the same kids my wife and I had to endure on a train from Boston to Chicago back in the 80's...I will NEVER forget one little b**t*** in particular.
I am convinced the same kids are still running loose in Red Hampshire...as 'adults'.
I have cats.