“...I wanted to be a pretty feathers-n-flowers-in-her-hair Earth Mama...”
I can honestly say I N-E-V-E-R had an inclination to be an “Earth Mama” HAHAHA!!!
Your imagery is very funny, thanks! I needed a good chuckle today...
Well ... you're a guy, correct? So I should hope not!!!
Much better off being a hunky lead guitarist in a rock band!
It's just as well I couldn't be an early '70s Earth Mama anyway because most of them were vegetarians and drove VW bugs or Volvos. I preferred fast convertible sports cars and lots and lots of red MEAT. :^) Still do, for that matter.