"Use an Accordion, Go to Jail"
And my favorite, a jazz musician told me about this one --
Ban Drum Solos
Another joke: A man vacationing on an island is driven crazy by the constant sound of drums, but whenever he tries to ask the natives when it will stop, they look horrified and tell him, “Very bad when drumming stops.” Finally, he plucks up the courage to ask what happens when the drumming stops, and the response is, “Bass solo.”
Ref: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NobodyLovestheBassist
It's got a drum solo to start the song...but I like it!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg_5LylivrE