[MV=PY]

"There is exactly no human endeavor that cannot be completed successfully while wearing cowboy boots. ;)"

Foot massage?

But, then again, who cares what sort of shoes the masseuse has? ;-)

[Norm Lenhart]

Either way, Remove one boot at a time. Problem solved.

No human endeavor. None. It does not exist. Space suits can be designed around them, one can swim in them with enough effort. They hold beer long enough to drink in dire straits...

None. ;)