No Blazing Saddles quotes?
Lame. Very lame.
Authentic Frontier Gibberish
I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin bushwackin, hornswaglin, cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.
That better?
Play with these, boys, in lieu of the other things.
This friggin’ thing is warped.
Why do I always get a warped one?