[Telepathic Intruder]

What’s safer to rob, the U.S. Treasury or a doughnut shop?

[Slings and Arrows]

We both know the answer - with the latter, the cops take it personally.

[dalereed]

“What’s safer to rob, the U.S. Treasury or a doughnut shop?”

the treasury, especially when the donut shop is the one that gives cops free coffee and donuts!!

[editor-surveyor]

A Twinky shop.