Joe...You never cease to amaze me...
Torture for a bacon lover ho hasn’t had an egg and bacon breakfast for two weeks now...
A friend in NYC said they’re (being told) having a bacon shortage. I’m going to send him that gif :)
That is the exact moment to drizzle the strips with maple syrup and finish.
That’s—that’s magnificent. Gaaaah, now I have to go fry up some bacon.
My screen name is notted, i.e. not Ted.
It should be: Not Ted yet!, however, every screen name I selected was rejected (story of my life), but I digress.
Ted is the character in the Wright bacon commercial, who is being interviewed by a psychotherapist.
I must paraphrase because the actual transcript is some sort of trade secret.
Doc: So Ted, why do you want to be a bacon sandwich?
Ted: because everyone will love me.
Doc: hmm., I see.
Ted: He says wonderful things about how delicious Wrights bacon is, (and he is correct, my words BTW). And, how, if he eats Wright bacon, he will turn into a bacon sandwich, or something like that. Sorry, my memory is hazy, I am enjoying the other white meat; Beer.
Doc: Well Ted you’re not a bacon sandwich.
Ted: Not Yet!