Posted on 05/02/2014 5:35:07 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
The Last Beer On Earth
A Day Without A Beer
20,000 Beers Beneath The Sea
Thirty Beers Over Tokyo
The Ice Beer Cometh
Snow White And The Seven Beers
Very odd. I thought red hammer before doing any of the math.
Red hammer? Must have seen OZero.
(P.S.: I thought red hammer too. I guess that's the most popular color and tool.)
(P.P.S.: But now that Obama is in office with all his popularity, you'd think that the most popular answer would be black president.)
The Beer Hunter
Hot Beer on a Tin Roof
It’s a Wonderful Beer
Hunt For The Red Beertober
The Wizard of Beer
Sunset Beerlavarde...
(man, I’m suddenly thirsty for some reason)
A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher.
Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn’t noticeable.
On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart-aleck punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom.
Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.
Dead silence.....
The rest of the year went very smoothly.
Black hammer. Black background and black oriented posts above.
John Wayne beer movies:
True Beer
Big Beer
The Beer Man
The Beer Day
Beer Searchers
The Beer of Katie Elder
The Man Who Shot Liberty Beer
Lord of the Beers?
The Fellowship of the Beer.
The Two Beers
The Return of the Beer.
The Hobbit
Beer and Back Again
The Desolation of Beer
I said blue shovel and that’s odd since yellow is my favorite color. Hmmm.
I got a purple rake... lol
Lol and I have never even tasted beer.
Well, it's not a joke - actually, this isn't a joke thread - it's a silliness thread, although jokes are posted.
OK, so I'll explain it to you like your an Obama voter - take a close look at the duck - doesn't it appear to be happy and smiling, possibly showing anticipation of a treat? That doesn't happen often, but perhaps you don't feed ducks treats, perhaps you live in the hood and there are no ducks around?
Anyway, silliness is in the eye of the beholder.
I've never been around ducks, but chickens sometimes had that look on their faces. I guess that's why I didn't get it.
Thanks!
Beer is not Dead.
Black pliers. But then, I already knew I wasn’t normal.
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