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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 05/02/2014 5:35:07 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

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To: IYAS9YAS
Gone With The Beer

The Last Beer On Earth

A Day Without A Beer

20,000 Beers Beneath The Sea

Thirty Beers Over Tokyo

The Ice Beer Cometh

Snow White And The Seven Beers


121 posted on 05/02/2014 1:45:33 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: Lucky9teen

Very odd. I thought red hammer before doing any of the math.


122 posted on 05/02/2014 2:04:38 PM PDT by Dutch Boy
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To: Dutch Boy

Red hammer? Must have seen OZero.


123 posted on 05/02/2014 2:13:57 PM PDT by Ingtar (The NSA - "We're the only part of government who actually listens to the people.")
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To: Ingtar
As long as you didn't think Red Hammer and Sickle you're OK.

(P.S.: I thought red hammer too. I guess that's the most popular color and tool.)

(P.P.S.: But now that Obama is in office with all his popularity, you'd think that the most popular answer would be black president.)

124 posted on 05/02/2014 2:38:12 PM PDT by who_would_fardels_bear
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To: Pyro7480; Ingtar

Scary Mary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T5_0AGdFic


125 posted on 05/02/2014 2:55:27 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen

The Beer Hunter
Hot Beer on a Tin Roof
It’s a Wonderful Beer
Hunt For The Red Beertober
The Wizard of Beer
Sunset Beerlavarde...
(man, I’m suddenly thirsty for some reason)


126 posted on 05/02/2014 4:26:16 PM PDT by llevrok (F the government)
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To: Lucky9teen

A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher.
Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn’t noticeable.

On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart-aleck punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom.

Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.

Dead silence.....

The rest of the year went very smoothly.


127 posted on 05/02/2014 6:41:10 PM PDT by 2111USMC (Aim Small Miss Small)
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To: Ingtar

Black hammer. Black background and black oriented posts above.

John Wayne beer movies:
True Beer
Big Beer
The Beer Man
The Beer Day
Beer Searchers
The Beer of Katie Elder
The Man Who Shot Liberty Beer


128 posted on 05/02/2014 7:14:10 PM PDT by taterjay
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To: taterjay

Lord of the Beers?
The Fellowship of the Beer.
The Two Beers
The Return of the Beer.


129 posted on 05/02/2014 7:42:52 PM PDT by Big Giant Head
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To: Big Giant Head

The Hobbit

Beer and Back Again

The Desolation of Beer


130 posted on 05/02/2014 7:44:03 PM PDT by Big Giant Head
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To: Bookwoman

I said blue shovel and that’s odd since yellow is my favorite color. Hmmm.


131 posted on 05/02/2014 8:46:12 PM PDT by JouleZ (You are the company you keep.)
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To: Lucky9teen

I got a purple rake... lol


132 posted on 05/03/2014 9:43:40 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: Lucky9teen
The Sound of Beer
The Lord of the Beer
Indiana Jones and the Beer of Doom
Invasion of the Beer Snatchers
Beauty and the Beer
Snow White and the Seven Beers
The Beer who shot Liberty Valance
Cloudy with a Chance of Beer

Lol and I have never even tasted beer.

133 posted on 05/03/2014 9:55:19 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: ShadowAce
I get all those—I just don’t get the joke in #63. Can you help me out here?

Well, it's not a joke - actually, this isn't a joke thread - it's a silliness thread, although jokes are posted.

OK, so I'll explain it to you like your an Obama voter - take a close look at the duck - doesn't it appear to be happy and smiling, possibly showing anticipation of a treat? That doesn't happen often, but perhaps you don't feed ducks treats, perhaps you live in the hood and there are no ducks around?

Anyway, silliness is in the eye of the beholder.

134 posted on 05/03/2014 10:26:57 AM PDT by relentlessly
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To: relentlessly
OK--I was thinking it had something to do with that rock that looks like a duck's foot.

I've never been around ducks, but chickens sometimes had that look on their faces. I guess that's why I didn't get it.

Thanks!

135 posted on 05/03/2014 11:44:04 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen
Beer is for real.

Beer is not Dead.

136 posted on 05/03/2014 1:55:22 PM PDT by verga (Conservative, but leaning Libertarian.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Black pliers. But then, I already knew I wasn’t normal.


137 posted on 05/03/2014 3:09:27 PM PDT by Ellendra ("Laws were most numerous when the Commonwealth was most corrupt." -Tacitus)
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