[Sivad]

“If you don’t eat poop before you are 12 months old you
are not a puppy. If you eat poop after you are 24 months
old you are not a dog.”

-Sir Winston Bulldog

“Women are from Venus,
Men are from Mars.
Puppies are liberals,
Dogs are conservatives.”

-Sivad

[Slings and Arrows]

Cats are libertarians.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

And to add:

Cats are libertarians.
Kittens are radical anarchists.